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PostSubject: चुटकुले::JOKES   Thu Jun 21, 2012 3:02 pm

Yaha barhiya chutkule aap laga sakte hain Very Happy
Toh shuru ho jaiye Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: चुटकुले::JOKES   Thu Jun 21, 2012 4:51 pm

1 Saas apne 3 damadon ka pyar dekhne k liye dariya me kudi.
1st damad ne bacha liya, Saas ne use MARUTI di.
2nd day fir kudi.
2nd damad ne bacha liya, use BIKE mili.
3rd day fir kudi. ...
3rd damad ne socha: CYCLE hi reh gai hai, kya faayda?
Saas doob gai.
Agle din us damad ko MERCEDES mili!
Kaise?
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sasur ne di....Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: चुटकुले::JOKES   Thu Jun 21, 2012 5:53 pm

Barhiya joke aman bhai Very Happy Very Happy Haste haste ruka nhi jaa rha....................

Aik mera halka phulka joke parho-

Ek baar ek ladka rastey mein chalte chalte ek gadhe ke samne gir gaya.



Tabhi ek ladki ne use chhedte hue kaha, “Apne bade bhai ka aashirwaad le rahe ho kya?”

Ladke ne palat kar jawab diya, “Sahi farmaya bhabhi ji.”
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PostSubject: Re: चुटकुले::JOKES   Sun Jun 24, 2012 5:19 pm

badhiya jokes hai sabhi ke ...

ek baar scooter par ek shayar sahab ja rahe they achanak unhe raste me ek bacha dikha takkar na ho isliye unhone kaha
"ankho me jal rahe hai unke yadon ke deep
hat jao beta peep peep peep
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PostSubject: Re: चुटकुले::JOKES   Sun Jun 24, 2012 7:49 pm

Barhiya joke likha hai ankur bhai Very Happy Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: चुटकुले::JOKES   Mon Jun 25, 2012 12:14 am

thanx shubham ji ... mai aur jokes deta hu .. tab tak ap log hi lagate rahiye ,...
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PostSubject: Re: चुटकुले::JOKES   Mon Jun 25, 2012 9:35 pm

Aik Indian ne Chinese ladki se shaadi ki lekin aik saal baad hee ladki mar gyi.Ladke ko rota dekhkar uska dost bola-''Afsos hai,par soch yaar,china kee thi aur kitne din chalti.'' Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: चुटकुले::JOKES   Tue Jun 26, 2012 3:33 pm

badhiya jokes hai ... par suna hua hai ....... Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: चुटकुले::JOKES   Tue Jun 26, 2012 8:37 pm

aap bhi jokes lagaiye ankur bhai Smile Smile Smile

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PostSubject: Re: चुटकुले::JOKES   Tue Jun 26, 2012 9:19 pm

aur jokes lgao bhaiyo apn bi jald hi lgana shuru karunga
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PostSubject: Re: चुटकुले::JOKES   Tue Jun 26, 2012 9:49 pm

Hamko achhe jokes milte hee nhi hain Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad

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PostSubject: Re: चुटकुले::JOKES   Tue Jun 26, 2012 9:54 pm

fb se ham copy paste karte hai Wink
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PostSubject: Re: चुटकुले::JOKES   Tue Jun 26, 2012 9:55 pm

Mujhe link de do yaar plzzzzz.................

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PostSubject: Re: चुटकुले::JOKES   Tue Jun 26, 2012 9:56 pm

fb par kayi pages hai search kijiye
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PostSubject: Re: चुटकुले::JOKES   Tue Jun 26, 2012 9:59 pm

Phir bhi 1-2 kee link de de do yaar plzz..........

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PostSubject: Re: चुटकुले::JOKES   Tue Jun 26, 2012 10:01 pm

आप मेरे प्रोफाइल पर चेक कर लीजिए
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PostSubject: Re: चुटकुले::JOKES   Tue Jun 26, 2012 11:06 pm

Ok thanx ................Smile Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: चुटकुले::JOKES   Tue Jun 26, 2012 11:10 pm

Mobile Company ke kisi Brilliant salesman ko Loose motion ho jaye.
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TOH WO DOCTOR KO KAISE BATAYEGA?
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Doctor sab subah se unlimited outgoing chal rahi hai,
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Ander se nayi 2 ringtone sunai deti hai,
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Pet me balance khatam ho gya hai,
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Thoda b recharge krta hu to 5minme discharge ho jata hai,
Meharbani karke ye scheme bandkar do. Sad Razz
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PostSubject: Re: चुटकुले::JOKES   Tue Jun 26, 2012 11:15 pm

Bahut hee barhiya joke hai aman bromaza aa gya parhkar!!!

Father: Tumhare Result ka kya hua ?
Son: Headmster ka beta fail ho gaya,

Father: Aur tum?
Son: Doctor ka beta Bhi fail ho gaya,

Father: Aur tumhara result kesa Aya?
Son: Wo Wakeel Ka Beta Bhi fail Ho gya,

Father: Kamine me tera puch raha hun.
Son: To Tum konse Obama Ho,,,,
Tumhara Beta B Fail Hai..!

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PostSubject: Re: चुटकुले::JOKES   Wed Jun 27, 2012 4:55 pm

Badiya.
2 Judwa bacche...
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ek baccha hans hans k lot pot ho raha tha,,
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Dusra udaas tha,,
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Dad- tum itna Q hans rahe ho...?
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Son- mummy ne itni thand mey dono bar isi ko nehla diya.. Very Happy Razz
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PostSubject: Re: चुटकुले::JOKES   Wed Jun 27, 2012 6:29 pm

lolz ... kafi mazedar jokes hai ... acha laga padh kar ... aur jokes lagaiye ..
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PostSubject: Re: चुटकुले::JOKES   Wed Jun 27, 2012 9:18 pm

Maa Kaun Hai?
Ye Maa Hi Hai Jo Apne
Bachcho
KoSubah Uthati Aur
Kehti Hai
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Uth Jaao kanjaro...
11 Baj Rahe Hai..... Kutto
Ki Tarah Pade Rhte Ho,
Tumare Baap Ne 4-5
Naukar
Nahi Rakhe Jo Tume
Nashta
Bana Kar Denge.
Zindagi Haram Kar Rakhi
Hai
Kamino Ne, puri raat phn
pe jis se laga
rehtah,usi se nashta liyo
ja
kar.Very Happy
Moral : Har 'Maa' Wale
Msg Par
Emotional Mat Hua
Karo..xP

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PostSubject: Re: चुटकुले::JOKES   Thu Jun 28, 2012 7:17 pm

hahaha emotional kar ditta yar .... ache jokes hai ///
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PostSubject: Re: चुटकुले::JOKES   Thu Jun 28, 2012 8:50 pm

Aap bhi kuchh jokes lagao ankur bhai.......Smile

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PostSubject: Re: चुटकुले::JOKES   Thu Jun 28, 2012 10:31 pm

mai jald hi lagaunga .. purane jokes sabhi padhe huye haur paper me bhi koi ache jokes nahi aate hai ..
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